Yes, this is another parody, suggested by my friend, “M”.
Inspired by all those mommy is going to die, just broke up with my idiot boyfriend, and the world is so messed up so you should feel guilty Christmas ditties.
I’ll Be Depressed For Christmas (To the tune of I’ll be Home for Christmas, by Irving Berlin)
I’m getting so depressed this Christmas
So play” Christmas Shoes” for me
Please have Wham along with the Christmas ham
And “Feed the World” for me
Christmas eve will have me
Crying and upset it seems
I’ll be depressed for Christmas
With all the sadness these songs bring
I’ll be depressed at Christmas
Play “War is Over” for me
Grandma’s lying in the snow
Don’t ya know
And war is not over it seems
Christmas eve will have me
Crying and upset it seems
I’ll be depressed for Christmas
With all the sadness these songs bring
Thanks go out to “M” for suggesting I write this!
And here is “I’ll be Home for Christmas sung by Bing Crosby.
So, will you be happy, depressed, or indifferent this year?
Just Write 
Well, that IS depressing. Especially with grandma lying in the snow… 😉
Poor grandma she never saw that reindeer coming!
Your talent for making parodies has not faded!! I loved the part about wham and ham!! Goodness me, I had forgotten how depressing Bing was singing that one! Perhaps in order not to flood the suicide hotlines, due to my depressing suggestion, a challenge I propose to you, another parody , one to the tune of your least favorite song sung by that group that rhymes with HAM? Have fun with that one, I know you can think of something really funny to make us all laugh!! Peace be with you, and best of luck!!
M
Thanks perhaps a new year’s ditty? Glad you like the post! 🙂
Please, let me get through Christmas first, ha ha ha, a New Year’s ditty would be great!!
To also start your day today, may you find that everyone who you touch also leaves a bit of kindness with you, and don’t sweat the small stuff!!
M
I may sweat, but I’ll try not to sweat small! That didn’t sounds as good as I’d hoped. 😉
Words of wisdom, from me, “I have no words of wisdom at the moment, I lent them all out for the day”! 🙂
Hello my dear! Just wondering if you are going to do a little “ditty” for New Year’s Eve, it is still tomorrow, I think? Have a good one!
M
I thought about it, but can’t think of anything.
Say something nice, witty, silly, profound, demented or whatever else can come out of my brain……ok,
I think you’re funny!!
(Too early for witty)
I fell asleep with my computer in my lap and it hit me in the head!
(if I ever have anything profound to say, you’ll be the first to know!)
I am pretty good with demented, just ask me anything that happened at my house today….
Redundant, ……..let me get my dictionary first to remember what the heck that means…..well I guess that covers silly!
Here’s wishing your New Year is above and beyond every year before, all my best!
M
Happy New Year to you and yours as well! 🙂