I’ll Be Depressed for Christmas.

Yes, this is another parody, suggested by my friend, “M”.

Inspired by all those mommy is going to die, just broke up with my idiot boyfriend, and the world is so messed up so you should feel guilty Christmas ditties.

I’ll Be Depressed For Christmas (To the tune of I’ll be Home for Christmas, by Irving Berlin)

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I’m getting so depressed this Christmas

So play” Christmas Shoes” for me

Please have Wham along with the Christmas ham

And “Feed the World” for me

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Christmas eve will have me

Crying and upset it seems

I’ll be depressed for Christmas

With all the sadness these songs bring

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I’ll be depressed at Christmas

Play “War is Over” for me

Grandma’s lying in the snow

Don’t ya know

And war is not over it seems

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Christmas eve will have me

Crying and upset it seems

I’ll be depressed for Christmas

With all the sadness these songs bring

Thanks go out to “M” for suggesting I write this!

And here is “I’ll be Home for Christmas sung by Bing Crosby.

So, will you be happy, depressed, or indifferent this year?

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Author:

I am me and nobody else. One of a kind just like the rest of the world.

12 thoughts on “I’ll Be Depressed for Christmas.

  1. Your talent for making parodies has not faded!! I loved the part about wham and ham!! Goodness me, I had forgotten how depressing Bing was singing that one! Perhaps in order not to flood the suicide hotlines, due to my depressing suggestion, a challenge I propose to you, another parody , one to the tune of your least favorite song sung by that group that rhymes with HAM? Have fun with that one, I know you can think of something really funny to make us all laugh!! Peace be with you, and best of luck!!
    M

  2. To also start your day today, may you find that everyone who you touch also leaves a bit of kindness with you, and don’t sweat the small stuff!!
    M

  3. Hello my dear! Just wondering if you are going to do a little “ditty” for New Year’s Eve, it is still tomorrow, I think? Have a good one!
    M

  4. Say something nice, witty, silly, profound, demented or whatever else can come out of my brain……ok,

    I think you’re funny!!
    (Too early for witty)
    I fell asleep with my computer in my lap and it hit me in the head!
    (if I ever have anything profound to say, you’ll be the first to know!)
    I am pretty good with demented, just ask me anything that happened at my house today….
    Redundant, ……..let me get my dictionary first to remember what the heck that means…..well I guess that covers silly!

    Here’s wishing your New Year is above and beyond every year before, all my best!
    M

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