Guest Post: BATMAN

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I found this message , on FB , from my brother Oliver:

“Hey, in honor of Batman’s 75th anniversary I wrote a parody!”

Since, I am taking a break ( I warned you about guest posts) I thought, great I’ll use it! That and he might get mad at me if I don’t post it. :(

Actually, I think it is very clever and so with that here it is:

CIRCA MAY 2014 - BERLIN: the logo of the superhero comic figure "Batman". - stock photo

BATMAN(original TAXMAN by The Beatles, Written by George Harrison)
1..2..3..4…1..2…
Let me tell you how it will be, Gotham will be crime free!
Cause, I’m the Batman!
Yeaah, I’m the BAATMAAN!

CIRCA MAY 2014 - BERLIN: the logo of the superhero comic figure "Batman". - stock photo
No crimes too big or too small, Put a signal in the sky & give me a call!
Cause I’m the Batman!Yeaah, I’m the BAATMAAN!

Bangkok,Thailand - May 05, 2014: DC Comic Batman figure Toy. There are plastic toy sold as part of the McDonald's Happy meals. - stock photo
I’m dressed as if for trick or treat, In the Justice League I hold a seat,
On the rooftops, the Commish I meet, In the Batmobile I patrol the streets… BATMAAAN! Cause I’m the Batman!
Yeaah, I’m the BAATMAAN!

NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 24, 2014:  Batman character in Times Square, greets people and poses for pictures with locals and tourists. - stock photo
Don’t ask me who I do it for.
(Batman has his reasons!)Be thankful I’m not at your door!
(Batman cleans the Street ) Cause, I’m the Batman!
Yeaah, I’m the BAATMAAN!

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A message for the clown prince of crime, (BAATMAAN!)
I will catch you every time! (BAATMAAN!)
Cause, I’m the Batman!
Yeaah, I’m the BAATMAAN!
And no one protects Gotham But, me… (solo, fade out) (BAATMAAN!)

Have you ever met a family of parody writers before? Ever write a parody? Are you Batman?

And for reference in case you have been living under a rock and don’t know who The Beatles are:

Blogging Break

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Since I finally got a life….aka…a job. I am finding less time for blogging.

I am still slaving away on my on-line classes and that leaves little time for much else, besides running errands and cleaning the fridge once a month or so.

If I get a guest post, I will post it.

I may throw up a parody if I find the time…but, consider me on a blogging vacation for a few weeks, months, or whatever.

There is plenty to read in the archives and I will check in at least once a week to see if anybody stumbled upon an old post and leaves a comment for me.

When I get myself together, like a bad habit I’ll be back.

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Messy hair..messy life…

Son and Friends New Blog.

 

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Read this blog…my mom said so…!

I am not a geek or a nerd, the best I can come up is: Rachael like new ape movie.
Pathetic? Yes.
However, I am good at shooting my mouth off and I am very good at bragging up my offspring, much to his embarrassment.

There is a new blog in town. It’s name? Rebel Consciences.

It is a collaboration blog in which my son collaborates.

Don’t read that sentence again; it may cause a brain damage.

It is filled with geeky things.

So, if you love the geeky things of life you should check it out. I don’t think you’ll be disappointed and be sure to tell Patrick that his mom sent you, he’ll love that. ;)

So, do you like checking out new blogs? Do you like embarrassing your kids?

Absentee Blogger.

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You may have noticed my infrequent postings….What do you mean who are you again?

I use to write all the time and the main reason was…what the hell else did I have to do?

Now I actually have a part-time job, besides my school stuff and life has gotten a bit more busy.

What is this most important job? This exciting new career?

I am helping to feed my community by offering them wholesome and not -so-wholesome foods at a reasonable prices. Okay, I’m a part-time grocery clerk , but it pays the bills.

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Anything new in your world?

 

I’m Screamer…Guest Post.

I have a brother…I have three actually.. my youngest brother has sent me a parody….

Good grief what is wrong with your family!

I don’t have time for that! 

I bet you don’t!

Thank you, Oliver ( that’s my wittle brothers name) for guest posting with this funny and witty parody:

I’m a Screamer to the tune of I’m a believer written by Niel Diamond as sung by the Monkees.

 

I thought witches were only true in fairy tales…something made up I-Mag-I Nary, but, one was out to get me(doo, doo, doo, da doo) that’s the way it seemed disappointed haunted are my dreams…

Then I saw her face, now I’m a screamer!

Wish I could erase the sight from my mind!

I cried Ugh! Ahhh Ohhh I grabbed the meat clever but,
I couldn’t reach her but, I tried!

 

 

I tried my very hardest to look away but, the more I saw the worst it got!

Now I am crying, her face causes me pain!

I don’t think I’ll ever be the same!

Since I saw her face, I’m a screamer!

Wish I Could erase the sight from my mind!

 

 

I cried Ugh! Ahhh! Ohhh I grabbed the meat cleaver but, I couldn’t reach her but, I tried!

(solo)…But, one was out to get me that’s the way it seemed disappointed haunted are my dreams cause I saw her face now I’m a screamer!

Wish I could erase the sight from my mind!

I’m screamer Yeah, yeah, yeah, I’m a screamer!(fade out).

 

Now here is the Monkees with the ordinal version:

 

Anything ever make you scream? If you liked this post give my  brother some love in the comments below.

 

New Worlds.

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Today, I thought I would try writing  a fictional  story in ten sentences ; hope you enjoy it.

All we wanted was a better life and so we packed up our belongings and we sailed to the new world.

We crammed ourselves into a tenement which was too small for one and we had three and one on the way.

Ivan worked long hours that barely paid the butcher and so I took in washing and Natasha went to school only there she was called Nellie.

We didn’t know the language and so Natasha was our hope, our interpreter, our guide; strange that roles reversed in this strange country and now the child must lead the parents.

It was raining the day Peter was born;  husband was working and so, I was left in the charge of Sarah down the hall with her hands cold as ice; her voice rough and scolding.

Peter thrived and I lived ;the years went by, only the children changed through the many years of drudgery and poverty.

The children grew up, Natasha , now officially Nelly, married an engineer named Harry and Peter died in 1913  at 17 young years, it wasn’t bullets, but influenza that took his young life away.

We lived a long life with 3 granddaughters , all with American names, to delight in and to take pride in.

Ivan went to be with the Lord in the year 1947 at 75 ; five years later Harry died of a heart-attack just 2 weeks before his third grandson was born.

Now, I lie here, 10 years later, a frail old woman dying with the old dear faces of the departed surrounding me ,greeting me, guiding me to another new world.

I Want New Shoes…I Want Them so Bad…

Another parody set to a Beatle’s song?

Afraid so.

I am beginning to think you believe they are the only group that has every existed!!

The only one that really counts, anyway.

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I Want New Shoes. (To the tune of: I Want You, by The Beatles)

I want new shoes

I want them so bad

I want new shoes

I want them so bad

It’s driving me mad

It’s driving me mad

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I want them so bad

I want new shoes

I want them so bad

It’s driving me mad

It’s driving me mad

 

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I want new shoes

I want them so bad

I want new shoes

I want them so bad

It’s driving me mad

It’s driving me mad

 

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But, I don’t have no money

No money, money, money

 

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I want new shoes

I want them so bad

I want new shoes

I want them so bad

It’s driving me mad

It’s driving me mad

Set of Colorful fashion women's shoes,open shoes,High heel shoes ,gorgeous shoes,open toe shoes hang on a ribbon.Design template for Big sale.Casual and festive.Fashion illustration,vector - stock vector I want new shoes

I want them so bad

I want new shoes

I want them so bad

It’s driving me mad

It’s driving me mad

Yeah

I’m so…..broke

 

What do you want so bad it is driving you mad?