Admiral Ackbar…

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Not another one of these! Please don’t tell me it’s a parody with a Star Wars theme!

Okay, I won’t tell you.

It is, isn’t it? I knew it!

Yes, and I cannot even take full credit, my little brother,Oliver, gave me the idea.

What is it with that family of yours?

I don’t have that kind of time!

Admiral Ackbar (To the tune of Rock the Casbah as sung by The Clash)

MADRID - MARCH 28: Darth Vader. Star Wars exhibition during the presentation of the new Star Wars game for Kinect XBOX 360 at the Sports Palace on March 28, 2012 in Madrid, Spain.         Stock Photo - 14340593

Now, Darth Vader told his fleet officers..

We got to win this thing

Make sure to get that kid in the X-Wing

The rebels do not know the truth

The Death Star that is fully operational

It is gonna be sensational

We’ll give them no time to be retreating

The whole rebel army defeating

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The Emperor don’t like him

Admiral Ackbar

Admiral Ackbar

The Emperor don’t like him

Admiral Ackbar

Admiral Ackbar

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By order of the Emperor

There is going to be a fight

Admiral Ackbar is gonna throw in every ship in sight

He’s got the lobster looks…

A fishy smell you cannot disguise

A fleet of raggedy spaceships

And a very fishy eye..

He’ gonna fight them to the death

But, the emperor has got a surprise

The Death Star rumor was a lie…

The Emperor don’t like him

Admiral Ackbar

Admiral Ackbar

The Emperor don’t like him

Admiral Ackbar

Admiral Ackbar

Now, back to the battle

The Empire thinks that it will win

Rebels they ain’t licked yet

They are gonna come out alive

And the Empire is gonna take a dive

Admrial Ackbar will be victorious

Yes, those rebels will survive

And then they’ll all dance and jive

UNITED STATES - CIRCA 2007: A stamp printed by United States, shows Star Wars, Emperor Palpatine, circa 2007 - stock photo

The Emperor don’t like him

Admiral Ackbar

Admiral Ackbar

The Emperor don’t like him

Admiral Ackbar

Admiral Ackbar

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Well Ackbar told the pilots

You, really earned your pay

By knocking out the Death Star

You really saved the day

Then they all had a big party

Now that the Emperor is outta here

Ewoks are a dancing

Round a big bonfire down there

As soon as the evil empire

Was outta of Akbar’s way

The whole outfit yelled, “Hurray!”

UNITED STATES - CIRCA 2007: A Used Postage Stamp printed in the United States, showing an X Wing Star Fighter from the Star Wars Films, circa 2007 - stock photo

Admiral Ackbar

Admiral Ackbar

The Emperor don’t like him

Admiral Ackbar

Admiral Ackbar

Spoken: He looks just like a lobster

A Fishy sorta guy

You know the Emperor just hates him

Admiral Ackbar

Admiral Ackbar

The Emperor don’t like him

Admiral Ackbar

Admiral Ackbar

Now the real song:

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