Last year I made a list of Blogger’s Resolutions and we all laughed, because who follows through on that crap?
This year instead of trying to be good and giving up in utter despair and shame, I’m going to make unresoulutions. What are unresolutions, you ask, a made up word, obviously!
Instead of following tradition, I am going to make a bucket list, but not an ordinary make a list kind of bucket list . ( Gee, that was kinda of redundant wasn’t it?) Not the kind where you list everything- you -want- to- do, but never- get- around- to -doing- it and- then- kick- the- bucket -without- actually- fulfilling -your- potential. Who needs that type of pressure? So, instead I am going to list ten things that will not make my bucket list, my very own unresolutions.
1. I vow that I will never try to eat fish again after that last gagging effect I experienced.
2. I vow that I will never watch the movie “ElF” or anything starring Will Ferrell.
3. I vow that I will not ever go near the Malls on Black Friday.Those people scare me.
4.I vow that I will not pretend that beer tastes good.
5. I vow that I will not become a rude jackass, because that seems to be in Vogue, now.
6. I vow I will never buy a Justin Bieber CD.
7. I vow not to engage in text “speak” in my on-line classes nor to address the professor as Hey, You.
8. I vow to not eat liver and onions, ever. Can’t make me!
9. I vow never to use “Magic Jack” again for phone service.
10. I vow never to ignore anyone who replies to my blog posts.
Now those unresolutions are something I can achieve-I feel proud of myself already!
So, will you join me in making some unresolutions this year?
Just Write 
Someone actually referred to your professor as “Hey, you”? That’s crazy. Guess it ties into your #5. I’m with you on a lot of these, but I have to admit, I love the taste of beer. 🙂
They actually referred to the professor by her first name, I noticed that quickly ended, so she probably had a talk with her. I’m sure there are many more out there that do like the taste of beer than don’t.
I never even pretended that beer tastes good. I always openly admitted to not liking beer. I’m brave like that!
May 2014 brings lots of good things and great stuff! Happy New Year!
You are very brave! 😉 Have a great New Year!
Happy New Year Lovely Lady! Love your list of New Year’s resolutions, wish I had something to say to today at all. Just be well in the New Year, and keep writing!
M
Happy New Year to you as well! 🙂
I have something silly, ridiculous and it’s not making my day, but it might make everyone else happy or at least laugh, I somehow created a blog page, unintentionally and now I have all these things associated with other things that make no sense to me what so ever! I need some help, I am in a tangled mess of “what?????” how did I manage to do this in such a short period of time you ask, it’s a talent one I will gladly trade for some help to fix this!!! M
Weirdness happens.