Last year I made a list of Blogger’s Resolutions and we all laughed, because who follows through on that crap?
This year instead of trying to be good and giving up in utter despair and shame, I’m going to make unresoulutions. What are unresolutions, you ask, a made up word, obviously!
Instead of following tradition, I am going to make a bucket list, but not an ordinary make a list kind of bucket list . ( Gee, that was kinda of redundant wasn’t it?) Not the kind where you list everything- you -want- to- do, but never- get- around- to -doing- it and- then- kick- the- bucket -without- actually- fulfilling -your- potential. Who needs that type of pressure? So, instead I am going to list ten things that will not make my bucket list, my very own unresolutions.
1. I vow that I will never try to eat fish again after that last gagging effect I experienced.
4.I vow that I will not pretend that beer tastes good.
9. I vow never to use “Magic Jack” again for phone service.
Now those unresolutions are something I can achieve-I feel proud of myself already!
So, will you join me in making some unresolutions this year?