I recently came across a forum that is entitled “I rant” I was immediately jealous because I had nothing to rant about, ironic ain’t it given this blogs name? But, not having anything legitimate to rant about is not going to stop me and so I bring you the mushroom rant.
I hate ….mushrooms! Yes, call me irrational….call me crazy….
Now wait a minute that was just a figure of speech!
Where was I?… Oh yeah, mushrooms, they are either slimy( canned) or filthy and no matter how you brush them off they still taste like dirt!
Why do we have to have mushrooms, filthy little fungus!
Why don’t they just crawl back under the dead tree in the woods they came from? Huh?
They serve no useful purpose.
Oh, yeah there are people out there who pretend to like them put them on their pizza and all….but, I bet they just think they are all badass, because they ate the closest thing to dirt without actually having to eat dirt.
Some mushrooms will kill you, can’t trust them!
They look all bright and pretty, but they are poison, I tell you-POISON!
You might think that wow those colorful mushrooms will brighten up my stir-fry and then you’ll be dead. Damn fungus!
So, how about you do you rant? How do you feel about mushrooms?