You may have noticed my infrequent posting.
Who asked you wise-ass? Somebody must have noticed!
I could say life has been extra busy, but you have heard that all before.
Okay, yeah it is about time I thought of another excuse, are you happy now?
I don’t like posting about my depression on this blog, it is my happy place, except on the Friday’s when I am posting a serious bit of fiction.
Okay, okay you don’t want to hear about the fact that I was so blue that writing couldn’t even make me happy, that I had a lot on my mind, and that the pity party I was stuck in went on for a while.
So, how about a joke instead?
Madam foot is caught in the door!
Ha, ha, ha
How about this one, my kids love this one.
Why did the baker get arrested?
He put his buns in the window!
Okay, so they roll their eyes ,too. Let me try one more.
Why couldn’t the soldiers in the Civil War get good coffee?
They were always marching on the grounds!
Alright, I don’t think throwing those rotten tomatoes was necessary!
When you are in a funk how do you get out of it? Do you write, tell really bad jokes or throw rotten tomatoes?