Before the UK Burger King indecent gets too old, I have decided to write-up a post with fictitious newspaper headlines that deal with the UK’s BK.
There will be puns! There will be fun! There will be groans!
Headline #1: “Employees horsing around has got to stop.” declares the manager of one UK Burger King.
Headline #2: Meat companies are all jockeying for position to take over the UK Burger King meat contracts.
Headline #3: Instead of saying, “Yea” Burger King now says “Neigh” to Silvercrest Foods.
Headline#4: Silvercrest Food declares the whole scandal is just a bunch of horses***t.
Headline #5: “We stand by Silvercrest foods”‘, declares the owner of a glue factory in Shropshire, “Without them we get saddled with the carcass removal costs.”
Headline #6 :UK Burger Kings loses their triple crown rating over horse-meat scandal.
Headline #7: United Kingdom Burger King executive makes statement about horse-meat scandal,”If you ask us, it just tastes better.”
Headline #8: “Have it your way”, says UK Burger King. Now training employees to ask, “Do you want horse-meat with that?”
Headline #9: UK Burger Kings announces a new slogan: “Eat like a horse,man!”
Headline # 10: Due to scandal, Untied Kingdom Burger King executives will be plowing through piles of legal documents.
So, how about you can you think of a punny headline? Or maybe just a joke?