Do you love bumper stickers? You know those little pieces of inspiration or political endorsements that you take with you.
Things like: “Vote for George W. Bush” or “My kid is an honor student at Central High”
The biggest problem with bumper stickers is once you stick them they stay stuck, even after W. is out of office an your honor student is 29 and a mother of three.
But, what about bumper stickers that don’t make it, because they are too long, too stupid, or too obvious?
Below, just for fun, are ten bumper stickers that never made it.
1.Smile if you have had extensive cosmetic dental surgery.
2.Have a nice day,TURD FACE!
3.Honk if you believe that all American people have inalienable rights guaranteed in our Constitution that should not be infringed on by the government and that our government should remain a government for the people by the people so it won’t vanish from the earth.
4.Guns don’t kill people, people with guns kill people.
5.My other car went to my ex-wife in the divorce settlement.
6. Shakespeare is dead, get over it.
7.Come see beautiful down town East Newark, NJ.
8.Big fat baby on board.
9.P.E.T.A. People eating tasty alligators.
10. Honk if you take illegal drugs or drive under the influence.
So, ever put a bumper sticker on your car? Ever try and take it off?