The problem with one donut is that it soon becomes two..
And then another one more delicious than the others peers from underneath the cellophane topped box!
And you see your untouched coffee just a watin’ for a dunk!
You can’t just let it hang there and now you are on a three donut lunch!
How did it ever come to this? Why did you ever past that shop?
You told yourself it was for the office girls and now the last one you just munched!
Wiping the incriminating powder from your hands, your head hung down with shame, you promise that it won’t happen again, but everyday it is the same!
And then it happens you’ve picked up a 12- a-day-donut habit!
How did it ever get this way, do donuts reproduce like rabbits? ( Sorry)
Feeling bloated and annoyed you waddle back to work. And then, you see it, what in the hell kind of Jerk?
For sitting wrapped in pink cellophane a sittin’ on your chair, is a yummy cream-filled eclair!
You want to cry, but you just sigh ….too full to eat it.
Ever want to eat things you shouldn’t? Oh come on you have,too! Hopefully not a full box of donuts.