I have never been great at flirting and was taught that such behavior aimed at everyone of the opposite sex at every single opportunity was uncouth.
I do like to banter, which some experts claim is intellectual flirting, but if that is so then I am a bi- flirter. I have bantered with both men and women, because I like intelligence.
It doesn’t seem to me that the average flirt takes much intelligence.
I could be wrong about that, like I said never been too hot at flirting.
So, am wondering should I learn to flirt?
Would I get more followers on Twitter? Would they then come to my blog?
I could use that photo of myself at 18, ( Very cute, then) and claim to have had extensive plastic surgery? But, then how to explain the 1980’s clothing? Hmmm….
My husband wouldn’t like it much if I did learn to flirt. Even if I was to say,”They don’t mean anything to me honey, it was all for the blog.” But, you know he rarely checks out my Twitter feed and although he has a Twitter account he never uses it. Too busy making a living.
I’d have to fight the urge to upchuck, because reading all those flirts on Twitter, does tend to make me nauseous.
I once got a flirty response to : “You sure have a healthy ego” (Is that all it takes fellas?)
If I was flirting, I swear that I didn’t know it!
Well, it scared me so much I unfollowed the guy.
Have I mentioned I have been married a long, long time?
So, to flirt or not to flirt, that is the question? And I think I know my answer, what’s yours?