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We’re So Sorry Baby Albert.

Yeah, it is another parody!

This time with psychological twist to it.

I am afraid this is what happens when you mix psychology class with a blog that has  the words “insane” and “bizarre” in the title.

In case you do not know the story of baby Albert and the experiment he took part in you can read all about it at: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Albert_experiment.

So,  with that, on with the parody…

We’re so sorry baby Albert ( To the tune of: “Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey” by Sir.Paul McCartney)

We’re so sorry, baby Albert,

We’re so sorry, that John B. Watson caused you so much pain.

We’re so sorry, baby Albert,

I guess it was the researcher who really was insane.

We’re so sorry, baby Albert,

That the clanking noise has scared your friend away.

We’re so sorry baby Albert,

But your parents couldn’t care less…

And we’ll experiment on you all day.

We’re so sorry, baby Albert,

That the clanking noise has scared your friend away.

We’re so sorry baby Albert,

But, now that we scared you with the rat,

We will easily take your confidence away.

Clanks against the metal, scare the little guy!

Clanks against the metal, scare him out of his mind!

Well John B. Watson had a talk with me,

Said John Hopkins is the place to be.

So, I said, “Okay go ahead and tormented the little guy..”

We could have thought of something else,

But we liked to see him cry!

Clanks against the metal, scare the little guy!

Clanks against the metal, scare him out of his mind!

Give him a white rat make a loud sound,

See how his little feet jump around,

Introduce white objects, and make the sound.

Give him a white rat make a loud sound,

See how his little feet jump around,

Introduce white objects, and make the sound.

Clanks against the metal, scare the little guy!

Clanks against the metal, scare him out of his mind!

If you never heard of the real song here you go!

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8 thoughts on “We’re So Sorry Baby Albert.

  1. Funny but so sad about the babies…People are sick in good ways and bad. Rae, your sick mind is GOOD. Keep writing, sister, keep writing! (:

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