Twitter crushes are so very lame.
Reading their tweets gives me a pain!
It is easy to flirt when you are hundreds of miles apart.
Won’t end up with a broken heart.
How do you know that image is not old?
Could have been taken 15 years ago.
Both sides trying to fulfill some strange need.
Sending out sexy tweets that the whole bloody world can see.
Some Twitter crushes are based on banter and wit.
Some Twitter crushes are based on tight tee-shirts and pants half unzipped.
But, be it based on beauty, brawn, or their brain
I think falling love on Twitter to be quite insane!