A while back (two days ago) I wrote a blog post daring people to suggest ideas for this blog they would never dream of posting on their own.
I was stuck, running out of ideas!
A few people took pity on me and offered some suggestions.
Being a complete idiot, I decided as one guest suggested, “To roll with it” and actually write-up the post.
It may help you to understand where this insanity is coming from, if you read the comments at the end of the original post, so here is that post .
This is what I got: prejudice against flamingos, ex’s who hate pink plastic flamingo lawn ornaments, something about eye patches, Daryl Hanna, and a movie called: “Kill Bill.”
I may be the only person to have resisted the temptation, but I never have seen the movie(s) Kill Bill, so that had to be Goggled.
So, below is the rambling insanity I came up with from those most interesting suggestions!
And, I am never going to dare anyone to do anything ever again!
STOPPING PREJUDICED AGAINST PINK PLASTIC FLAMINGO LAWN ORNAMENTS IS EVERY ONES RESPONSIBILITY! ( A public service announcement)
Now, you may be thinking that this issue has nothing at all to do with you, and is about as relevant as sporting an eye-patch in a misguided attempted to look like Daryl Hannah’s character from “Kill Bill.”
But, you’d be wrong in thinking that it is not relevant to you and in thinking that a simple eye-patch will turn you into Daryl Hannah. (A pirate, maybe)
Everyday, in this country, another pink flamingo lawn ornament is viciously attacked by irrational flamingo haters.
We’ve all seen it,a pink plastic flamingo missing its head or lying on the lawn, because it’s wire legs have been pulled from its body!
You probably just looked the other way, didn’t you?
Some of you, probably, even chuckled as you drove by! (You, flamingo hating,Bast**ds!)
Do you know how much it cost to replace those lawn ornaments each year!?
Do you know the toll it takes on mental health cost when hundreds of people are traumatized each summer by witnessing the decapitation of pink plastic flamingos?
You, see prejudice against pink plastic flamingos affects us all!
We have started a campaign to stop the abuse and discrimination against pink plastic flamingo lawn ornaments called: “Just say no to abuse against pink plastic flamingo lawn ornaments!”
You can get involved! And you can start by just saying, “No!” (I mean, the other just say no program worked wonders to stop drug abuse! )
And when you see an attack on an innocent flamingo, don’t look away, call the national hotline 1-800-just-sayn-otoa-buse-pink-flam-ingo.
Together we can end the hate!
So do you love lawn ornaments or hate them? Does it depend on the type of ornament? Have you seen Kill Bill or like me have you lived in happy oblivion to its existences?