A while back, yesterday to be exact, a fellow blogger challenged me.
When challenged right or wrong, smart or stupid, legal or otherwise, I’ve got to throw down the glove, run the gauntlet, and do many other obvious metaphoric things that mean I accept the challenge!
The challenge was to write a spam scam letter . Because, we bloggers are a noble set of people if not a little crooked! (Okay, that made no sense!)
I won’t pretend to think I could do a better job than the blogger mentioned, but I am going to give it my all, because milking people out of thousands and possibly even hundreds of dollars is too great a chance to just ignore!
Care of Ima Baden
123456789 Moola Street
In these hard economic times I want to alert you to a great opportunity!
Why would I offer you this great opportunity?
Because, I have been
cyber stalking made aware that you could greatly benefit from the offer I am about to make to you!
An offer that could change your life!-Are you ready to change your life?-WELL ARE YOU?
I have recently found out that I am a princess! A very rich princess at that!
I have always wanted to be a princess and now I am!
Due to international laws no one has ever heard of and are much too technical to explain, I am not able to access my fortune of 10 billion zillion trillion dollars!
This is where you come in and
I you clean up!
All I need you to do is to follow a few simple steps and Walla !- You will be rich!
I am prepared to share 10% of my wealth with you and 10% of 10 billion zillion trillions dollars is a lot!
Just send me your name, address, social security number, bank account number, deed to your house, copy of registration to your vehicle , and the name of your first-born. ( If you do not have any children yet, just send the name that you are most likely to name your first-born and my legal adviser Rumpelstiltskin will get back with you at a later date)
I sincerely hope you take this opportunity of letting me
scam help you, but if not I still have many gullible people on my back-list, I just wanted to give you and the other thousands of suckers the opportunity first!
Princess Ima Badone
So did I met the challenge? Could it have been better? How is the weather?