I do not usually drink a lot of coffee, but today was a busy day and so I drank a whole pot of the stuff and I feel just a little strange and a little bit jittery, which is weird because although I have to admit I’m a little strange I am never jittery, so like Whoa! What is up with that dude and duettes or whatever the hell you are, even transvestite need love, so your included to cuz’ I wouldn’t want to leave anybody out would I? That would just be wrong wouldn’t it? I mean everyone should be treated with respect I mean,just because they are wearing one of grandma’s girdles and a pair of her stockings doesn’t mean you have the right to look down on them, now does it? I mean even if it is a 300lbs. man who is hairier than a monkey, still this the Untied States isn’t? People still have rights, don’t they?
I am feeling kinda of sick now!
Excuse me, must run, not walk to the bathroom…okay, I’m back…oh, crap!!
Must run……Alright…never mind running … and once again…and once again…
I think I am okay now, but I still feel a bit jittery and nervous, the good news is I lost 5lbs. in water weight! And I was able to read the whole readers digest in one sitting. There is a lot of useful information in that magazine: health articles, how to enrich you word power, and jokes and many other useful and interesting stuff! I mean it is a lot to take in at one sitting and so I am almost glad that I had to sit on the toilet for an hour peeing out all that coffee, if I hadn’t then I wouldn’t have enriched my word power would I? and where would a writer be without word power? Why without words you couldn’t write anything, could you? That was deep, if I do say so myself! What a clever gal I am! Ha! Ha! Ha!……What in the world is happening to me?
Am now laughing for no apparent reason…ha ha he ho ha he ho ha he he ha ha ho ho ha!
I feel light headed…the room is spinning…going to pass…. (THUD!)
Are you a big coffee drinker? Never drink it? Sometimes? Ever have a caffeine high?