This post was inspired by a Twitter conversation, it seems there is a young lady out there who likes shoes almost as much as I do!
Once there was a young lady, the name doesn’t really matter, who loved shopping.
Her love of shopping perplexed her father who could not see the reason for such devotion to the activity.
Although, this young lady loved all things shopping she especially loved shoes!
I mean what is there not to love about shoes?
So, one day bored and longing for new shoes she made her way to the mall with the $40 dollars she had saved up from babysitting the bratty neighbor kids.
When she got to the mall an eerie sight awaited her, the mall was open, but there where no other shoppers!
She cautiously strolled through the Mall and became more and more confused.
None of the old stores where there! The Gape clothing store-gone! Pretzel Land-gone! And many other stores that were there just yesterday! All gone!
The only stores left where shoe stores!
“What in the world!“, she gasped out loud.
It was then she heard the voice!
She didn’t see anyone just heard a voice.
The voice said to her, “You will find what you seek within the store of the golden shoes.”
After, what seemed like hours of aimlessly going from one store to another, she saw the sign.
It read: Golden Shoe Boutique and its emblem was a pair of hideous golden shoes.
She really doubted that she would like anything that store had to offer, but she went in.
And, it was there she found them the cutest sneakers in the world, but there was no price!
She gingerly cradled them in her hands and took them up to the sales counter.
She thought about how her nemesis, Suzy, was going to be so jealous of her new-found shoes!
Practically giddy when she laid the precious shoes on the counter, she didn’t see the smirk on the clerk’s face as she rang up the shoes.
“$40.99!. please.”, said the smirking clerk.
“NOOOOOOOOO!” she screamed and then she woke up.
So, how about you crazy about shoes or could you care less?