Do you ever regret talking too much?
Well, then you are not me.
I have a hard time knowing when to shut up.
Resulting in many social embarrassing situations.
So, what do I do to cheer myself up after making a social snafu?
Tell myself no big deal, let it go?
Sit and pout in a corner?
Why would you even ask that last one?
Oh, you have read my blog?
Although I have done all on occasion the thing that helps me most is:
To make fun of people who have really blown it!
Oh don’t say you never do it!
1.”I’m not concerned about the very poor, there is a safety net there”-Mitt Romeny
Okay, that beats any dumb thing I have ever said.
Let’s take this incredible statement apart for a moment.
A. “I’m not concerned about the very poor….” (Speaks for itself)
B. “…there is a safety net there.” ( WTH?)
C. See “A”
2.”You can always follow me on Tweeter.” –Rick Perry, mistakenly referring to the social networking site Twitter in a videotaped message to a crowd of conservative bloggers and social networkers.
Now, I can feel good about the stupid crap I sometimes Tweet, because at least I get the name right and I am seldom to never in a crowd being videotaped in front of conservative blogger and social networkers when I make my stupidity known.
3.“I have enormous personal ambition. I want to shift the entire planet. And I’m doing it. I am now a famous person. I represent real power.”
Good old Newt he always makes me feel better! I just can’t leave it at one quote from this guy!
4. “Gringrich- Primary mission, Advocate of civilization, Definer of civilization, Teacher of the rules of civilization, Leader of the civilizing forces.”
~ Newt Gingrich
O mighty ruler of personal ambition, I bow to you, thank you most powerful one! Shifter of planets, most awesome advocate , definer, teacher, leader, and famous one of civilized forces!
Gee…I feel better already!