I really wanted to write something profound today…
I really did…
But my brain is shutting down….
Psychology class is driving me nuts…
Define four terms and give an example of each, and by the way it has to be 500 friggen words long!
500 sounded reasonable….it wasn’t.
I guess I’ll just post my own wacky definitions , but don’t worry they won’t be 500 words long, they won’t be correct either, so no copying!
Psychology: The study of nutty people by even nuttier people who made it through 4 or more years of college. (No one knows how)
Psychiatrist: The head honcho who can and does push pills to psychopaths and other delusional weirdos. Usually, but not always, is chewing on a pen or pencil when he or she talks to you, usually speaking in a very rapid manner, so you will become even more confused and just take the damn pills!
Psychologist: Can not push pills but can refer you to someone who can. A professional in the field of psychiatry who will keep talking to you until you are even crazier than when you first came in, confuse the hell out of you, and then make another appointment for you to see them in about a month to start the process all over again.
Counselor: Lowest on the food chain in psychiatry. This person will give you unproven advice, pretend to listen to you, and then charge you a over-inflated fee. This person is a master manipulator who will make you think their advice is indispensable, therefore, assuring your return visits.
College professors are devoid of humor, as I have recently found out, and so I will not be sharing these definition with the class.