My brother has a dog named Kiki .
So this parody was inspired by his Facebook post.( Yes, the dog does have his own Facebook page)
I was laying on my master’s bed- Oh joy!
When I suddenly had the urge to scratch
Getting bit by fleas is bad
So, I just had to scratch
My master he got mad
He tried to get me to take a bath
But I was not going to have any of that
By the scruff of my neck he did grab
Never seen so many fleas before
A flea bath that’s for sure
I have so very much to endure
I shook my wet fur off-Oh joy!
My master he had other plans
He had a towel in his hands
He rubbed my fur so hard
I tried to run out to the yard
I want to run in to the lawn
I looked up, what more to dread!?
Got clippers dragged across my head
My master he wasn’t done with me yet
What did I do? I am such a loyal pet?
He shaved my coat and then my feet
I wanted to bite but he feeds me
Went upstairs to take a nap
What else could I do after all that?
I heard the food poured in bowl-Oh joy!
It was my favorite kind- flavored with meat
And though the master had treated me so bad
I just licked his hand
Now he knows just what kinda special pooch I am
I’d love to run in to the lawn…