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Good Things of the World.

Am I afraid of messing up the most innocent form of  musical expression?

And a Disney classic at that?-No friggen’ way!

So, here from my deranged mind comes a song about greed and dissatisfaction and all to the tune of a Children’s classic movie song track selection!

Wish I could afford the good things of this world. ( Tune to: “Wish I could be part of that world” as used in “The Little Mermaid.”)

Look at this junk?

Doesn’t it stink?

Would you say I’m the girl

The girl who doesn’t have anything?

Look at this hole

Junk is all it holds

How much crap can one hovel hold?

Looking around here you think

Gee, doesn’t she have anything?

I’ve got broken down furniture from tag sales

I’ve got junk from a thousand more

You want to see all of  the nicknacks

You don’t care

No big deal

I’m not sore

I wanna have all the good things in life

I wanna go -wanna go shop at Macy’s

Walking around on designer high heels

How neat!

Working for pennies you don’t get too far

Credit cards are required for high ticket buying

Can’t you just hear me sighing’

It breaks my heart!

I wanna shop until I drop, I’ll never stop

When I can spend all day in the mall

Spending so free-wish it could be

That I’d get it all

What would I do to have me a $2,000 dollar handbag?

What would I pay to show up all of  my friends.

Betcha Paris Hilton, she’d understand

I want it all is that so bad?

I wannbe a rich woman- sick of penny pinchin’

Ready my wardrobe to expand

And I am ready to have what the Jones have

To show them up good and laugh in their faces

I wanna have more than the Jones  so bad!

When is it my turn?

Wouldn’t I love to have all the good things of this world?

It will never be

Riches allude me

I’m a economically strapped girl.

 

Now, from The Little Mermaid, “Part of Your World.” :

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Author:

I am me and nobody else. One of a kind just like the rest of the world.

2 thoughts on “Good Things of the World.

    1. I like shopping sometimes. I actually like getting the bargain and get a happy feeling when I pay less. Not too big on designer stuff! But, it was fun to write- Anyone who would pay $2000 dollars for a handbag, however, is a little crazy to my way of thinking!
      Anyway thanks for stopping by! 🙂

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