This might be a little out of date-I wrote it quite awhile ago and then the whole pink slime controversy died down.
Today, I am bringing you an important message from some concerned folks out there.
Is it all BS? Well you be the judge….
AN IMPORTANT APPEAL FROM AMERICANS UNITED AGAINST PINK SLIME AND OTHER MIND ALTERING FOOD ADDITIVES.
Pink slime was a government secret project to control the minds of U.S. citizens.
Sure, they have taken it off the market but how many hapless souls have already been infected by this most dastardly plot at mind control?
We may never know the total number of folks who have been affected by this innocent looking slime.
It is off the market, sure, but is it really gone?
You may think, gee, what a crazy paranoid broad!
-WHAT’S THAT! – Never mind…where was I?
Oh yeah, I am crazy- crazy like a fox.
You can laugh now, but you won’t be laughing when government agents in black ninja suites appear at your door with a bucket of pink slime and a spoon to shove it down your throat!
I will be laughing then in my underground cave safe from government operatives while you’re choking on pink slime!!
America wake up and smell the pink slime which is just the tip of the hamburger roll!
Soon there will be orange goo and black gunk then who will be crazy?
While your sitting there brainwashed happy to eat your pink slime who will save you ?
Join the League of Americans United Against Pink Slime and Other Mind Alternating Food Additives. (LAUA SOMA FA, for short)
For only $89.09 a year you get the quarterly news letter: “How the Government is out to brainwash you, your children, and the family dog.”
If you subscribe you also get a nifty pink tee-shirt that says: No Pink Slime or Other Mind Altering Food Additives for Me-Thank You, Uncle Sam!–with lettering on both the front and back of the shirt. (Size extra small only.)
Act now and we’ll send you two shirts!