Help -I need to pee!

Up until now I have not put up any guest posts.

That changes today. My sister has written a parody to honor my post: “Not So fast McGimpsey You can’t pee  in our town.”

I know what your thinking : “Oh, my gosh! There are more like you out there ?”

I am afraid so and now  without further delay I bring you:

Help, I need to pee! ( Tune: “Help!” by The Beatles)

A parody by Melanie Jenkins.

” Help, I need to Pee,
Help, get a potty  please for me.
Help, please give me the  key, help!

When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I could hold my pee in many, many ways.
But now those days are gone, I’m not so self controlled.
Now, I gotta pee; please mister, open up the door!

Help me if you can, I gotta go.
I would appreciate a toilet, OOHHHHH
Help me, find that unlocked door.
Please help before I stain the floor.

And now my bladder has grown, about to burst.
My knees are crossed;I sure expect the worst.
Every door is locked and I’m so insecure.
I know I just need to get relief  like I’ve never done before.

Help me if you can, I gotta go.
I would appreciate a toilet, OOHHHHH
Help me, find that unlocked door.
Please help before I stain the floor.

Won’t you please, please help me?

Help me find a place to pee?

And now “Help” by the best group ever! The Beatles:

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I am me and nobody else. One of a kind just like the rest of the world.

8 thoughts on “Help -I need to pee!

  1. I’ve had nightmares exactly like that or the ones where you know you’re late but can’t find the classroom

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